blossomfully:

When she says “make me”, the only acceptable response is to kiss her as hard as you can



nextyearsgirlisaghostnow:

curi0sita:

somebody said it

Yes, millions of women before this dude.

nextyearsgirlisaghostnow:

curi0sita:

somebody said it

Yes, millions of women before this dude.




whiteboyfriend:

phrux:

phrux:

russia

reblogging because I just noticed HE’S NOT EVEN THROWING THE KNIVES
HE’S USING A PINGPONG PADDLE TOO

how did we win the cold war

whiteboyfriend:

phrux:

phrux:

russia

reblogging because I just noticed HE’S NOT EVEN THROWING THE KNIVES

HE’S USING A PINGPONG PADDLE TOO

how did we win the cold war


  • someone online: *calls me cute*
  • me: *surprised*
  • me: *wiggles awkwardly*
  • me: *pulls hoodie drawstrings*
  • me: *scrunches into down comforter*
  • me: *blushes for ten minutes*
  • me: *peeks out*
  • me: no u


we-are-the-lonely-ones:


this was relevant when I was in 6th grade and it’s still relevant in college 

we-are-the-lonely-ones:

this was relevant when I was in 6th grade and it’s still relevant in college 





anothercoverup:

manekikoneko:

cloppinq:

water is fucked up because you need it to live and then it drowns you just because it can

Oxygen’s even more fucked up because you need it to process your most basic functions and from the very first breath you take, it is already working on oxidizing literally every part of you. We spend our whole lives being broken down by oxygen, one chemical reaction at a time.

Science side is morbid tonight


tragicallywonderfuldisaster:

Why is mentally falling apart not a good enough ‘excuse’ to stay home from school? I can’t focus, I want to die, sorry I don’t want to learn calculus right now.




poyzn:

Animals that are patiently awesome.




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